Does whatever a Spider-Man can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches tropes just like flies!
Here comes the Spider-Gwen!
Is she strong?
She’ll kick your butt.
Can she fall off a bridge?
Just try to put her in a fridge.
There goes the Spider-Gwen!
In the chill of night,
At the sight of ignorance.
Like a streak of light,
She arrives to make a difference.
Friendly neighbourhood Spider-Gwen!
Wealth and fame,
Dismantling the Patriarchy is her reward.
To her, life is a great big bang up.
Wherever there’s a hang up.
You’ll find the Spider-Gwen!
Not to shabby I think 😉