♪ Spider-Gwen, Spider-Gwen ♪

Spider-Gwen-1-Cover-Robbi-RodriguezIn honour of Spider-Gwen #1 coming out today here is my terrible attempt at re-writing the lyrics to the Spider-Man theme for everyone’s new favourite heroine. Enjoy!

Spider-Gwen, Spider-Gwen,
Does whatever a Spider-Man can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches tropes just like flies!
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Gwen!

Is she strong?
Listen bud,
She’ll kick your butt.
Can she fall off a bridge?
Just try to put her in a fridge.
Hey, there,
There goes the Spider-Gwen!

In the chill of night,
At the sight of ignorance.
Like a streak of light,
She arrives to make a difference.

Spider-Gwen, Spider-Gwen,
Friendly neighbourhood Spider-Gwen!
Wealth and fame,
She’s ignored,
Dismantling the Patriarchy is her reward.

To her, life is a great big bang up.
Wherever there’s a hang up.
You’ll find the Spider-Gwen!

Not to shabby I think 😉


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